Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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