508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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