AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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