She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
