yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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