just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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