But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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