He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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