You're my little dorito
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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