i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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