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Nicole vs. Life
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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