There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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