you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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