Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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