You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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