you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Randomize
