Buhtt sex?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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