the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
