i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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