Already got asked if we're dating
Define "chronic" masturbator.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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