Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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