the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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