Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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