Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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