Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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