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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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