they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i believe in u and ur pee
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