Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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