I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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