WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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