Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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