I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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