I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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