Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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