This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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