Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
its not stalking. its research.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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