THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
