you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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