do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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