You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
