Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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