Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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