Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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