please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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