Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm having to shit out rocks
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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