I think I died a long time ago.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
this will be a night to untag.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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