If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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