I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
