Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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