I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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