If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i drank out of a bidet.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
