Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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