How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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