What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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