better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My life is pants optional.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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