I hate all girls vehemently.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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