Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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